Ready to Fuck!

So her flow is all but non-existent but she's still a babe. Most people don't quite "get" Uffie and I really can't blame them. Her voice isn't anything to write home about, the lyrics are straight up silly, and she raps... kind-a. Uffie is seemingly talentless, but her producers (Oizo, and her hubby Feadz) are the bomb. This combo of Parisian electro masters and a ditsy "Miami-chick" makes for some fresh club killers.

Uffie - Ready to Uff
Uffie vs Sander Van Doorn - Tony Sap is Ready to Hop (Tony Sap WMC Edit)
Uffie vs Mr Oizo - Half an Uff (A.D./D. Edit)

Fredom of Spin

So this seems like it may be a good time...
If all goes well on March 9th then I may have the Freedom of Spin sometime in April.

Rumors

Fuckin-A, our favorite celebrity mess-aholic, Lindsay Lohan, intentionally exposed herself to a photographer. No no, not those cooch shots back in 07. These nudy photos were taken for an issue of New York magazine as some sort of Marylin Monroe tribute. As if anyone gives a shit...

Lindsay Lohan - Rumors (Full Phat Club mix)

Pase Rock - Lindsay Lohan

The French Touch

Cassius and Daft Punk paved the way for what has become an insurgence of Parisian Electro producers. Following in the foot-steps of past French house monsters, Justice and the Ed Banger crew have spawned a new style of house, putting Paris back on the map. Its all the rage now and for good fucking reason.
I straight up cannot get enough of Danger. Its has that French touch in just the right way. I can't make out any of the lyrics so I just make up my own. Also here are some other French ass tracks just for good measure.

Danger - 11h30

Danger - 11h30 (DatA Remix)

Kavinsky - Testarossa Autodrive

Daft Punk - One More Time (House Moguls Remix)

ps - Marquis huffs mad dong...