Halloween CouchChart!


Top 5 Halloween bangers.

The Glass - Come Alive (Kasper Bjorke Remix)

Poni Hoax - Hyper Communication (Alter Ego Remix)

Trevor Loveys and Sinden - Organ Grinder

Autobots, Screwface - Flesh Eater (General MIDI Remix)

DJ DLG - Paramount (DJ Discretes Japanese Horror Story Dub)

Xtophe&KEE


Xtophe&KEE are two youngin's from Bakersfield who dig electro and remix and produce some noise. Their sound is very glitchy and blipy with tons of melodic surprises that kind of remind of those old dial up internet days. Their music sounds like the love child of Cumputer Club & ZZT if they burned crack rocks during conception because they couldn't afford an abortion. That may sound harsh but I actually really dig that-good-noise. Here's a small one-on-one-on-one interview I did with Xtophe&Kee that covers all the essentials.

Q: As I understand it there are two people in Xtoph&KEE... what is your dynamic like. Who plays the synth? Who works the crowd live?
A: Xtophe&KEE: When it comes down to recording, we're equally involved...it just depends who DECIDES to work on WHAT. I (KEE) might LOVE a synth sound that Xtophe comes up with, and decide to work with it. OR, Xtophe might dig one of my melodies or whatever and decide to add on too, so...there really isn't any SET stations to our work, we just...collaborate TOGETHER. :P <333 As for live shows...only time will tell..."The Xtophe&KEE Sound" hasn't even really been unveiled yet...KEE'S vocals are set to make a debut in the near future on most of the upcoming original songs.

Q: Which one of you gets wasted in the club?
A: Uh...hahaha!

Q: Have you ever forgotten to settle your bar tab? Wait a minute are you two even old enough to be hanging out in bars?
A: We're 19, bitch. :P

Q: Obviously the Ed Banger, Boys Noize Records, electro blog house thing is a major influence on your sound. What guilty pleasure artists do you dig but are ashamed to admit? Britney? David Guetta? Clay Aiken? I, for one, fucking love The Spice Girls... no joke
A: Xtophe- That girl who does the theme to Kingdom Hearts. :P
KEE - Jump 5.

Q: What was the last song you heard that made you feel sexy? Maybe tooo sexy?
A: Xtophe - It'd probably have to be um, MSTRKRFT's remix of Kylie Minogue (spell check?) - Wow.
KEE - Lil' Wayne - Lollipop

Q: What is more important, melody or bass? There is a right answer...
A: Xtophe- Oh shit!
KEE - Oh man...it HAS to be the bass...it keeps time, as well as provides a whole lot of needed funk. <3

Q: I hear the weather on the left coast is boss. Would you like hella freak out if it snowed 6 feet in 10 hours or would you go sledding on cafeteria lunch trays?
A: Xtophe- Why would I freak out?! I love snow!
KEE - I'm lucky, my house is kinda on a hill. ;)

Q: Wendy's or Burger King? In and Out doesn't count here in NYC.
A: Xtophe- Burger King cuz they have veggie patties.
KEE - WENDY'S!!!...there chicken THUGgets are choice. ;)

Q: I may be going to an illegal warehouse dance party in Brooklyn for Halloween, should I go as Winnie the Pooh or Wolverine?
A: Xtophe: Wolverine, all the way.
KEE: BOTH!

Q: Where would you put Sarah Palin on the 1-10 cougar scale?
A: Xtophe - She's a mothah fuckin' 10!
KEE - Sarah's got bone structure, I'll give her that...but, COUGAR???!!!...naaaaaaaah! I give her a 3.

Q: How many beers (1 beer = 12 oz.) are in a standard keg?
A: Xtophe&KEE: ?!

Q: My alter ego DJ persona, Dr. Lovetek, is working on a fun disco mixtape! How awesome would you say disco is? 1-10...
A: Xtophe - 10, all the way.
KEE - 1,000,000,000

Q: How awesome would you say having an alter ego is? 1-10...
A: Xtophe - probably an 8, cuz I don't have one.
KEE - Devyn is my alter ego and she gets hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

Q: Which Label is really doing the hot-nasty for you right now?
A) Ed Banger (Justice, Mr. Oizo, Mehdi, etc...)
B) Boys Noize Records (Boys Noize, Shadow Dancer, PUZIQUe, etc..)
C) Turbo Records (Tiga, Proxy, ZZT, etc...)
D) Flool's Gold (A-Track, Nick Catchdubs, Jokers of the Scene, etc...)

Xtophe&KEE: ED BANGER!!!

Danger - 11h30 (Xtophe&KEE Remix)

Xtophe&KEE vs. Santogold - Tesla Coil Creator (Xtophe&KEE Mashup)

Xtophe&KEE - Chocolate


It just seems I can't stop posting left coast electro acts.

Optimus Grime


I just received some inbox love in the form of fantastically weird new remix of left coast favorite Rockland from my brand new myspace friend Optimus Grime. I can't really describe what I'm hearing with mere words, it kind of sound slike fidgety party electro or something like a friendly yet menacing alien chainsaw... wtf do I know, and who the hell cares? Optimus Grime rocks faces!

Rockland - Bounce Right (Optimus Grime)

Here's a newish minimix by Optimus Grime for an LA radio station.

Optimus Grime - take em back 2 the basics mini mix

Tracklist:
Daft Punk_Teachers
Frederico Franchi_Cream
Discotech_La Gente
Sleazy V_Party Tonight
Messinian_Throw It Away (Designer Drugs RMX)
MSTRKRFT_VUVUVU
Don Rimini_Let Me Back Up (Crookers RMX)
Tha Yank_We Can’t Be Stop’d
DJ Shadow_Midnight In A Perfect World (Hernsforth RMX)

NONEWYORK


This a big day for the CouchBlog. Yea I linked myself, what ov it?

So......
Today I had my first run in with the copyright infringement bureaucrats. A lovely sounding, possibly Asian, lady named Grace kindly asked me to take a scalpel to my blog and remove Moby's Disco Lies (Spencer & Hill Remix). So I did. Then the man on wall street (google-blogger) sent me an angry email with links to sites with big words telling me, Doug the plumber.... uhh blogger, that they took a hatchet to my blog-plan and deleted the entire post dedicated to the Degenerates Party here on main street. My friends, I tell you, these mavericks are palling around with terrorists. But I, Doug the blogger, would like to know how big bloggerment bail-out package is going to deregulate my blog future?

Anyway, I got some inbox email love from NONEWYORK. They haven't really been blogged about just yet, and since they are they sent me some original material I assume they want some of that good exposure. I've listened to these and I'm basically madly in love with the NONEWYORK party bounce!

I'm a vehement big apple fan boys, not big on the name.

NONEWYORK - Dance All Night // Then Go Fuck

NONEWYORK - To The Floor

Rockland - You Can't Stop This (NONEWYORK Remix)

A1 BASSLINE - Girl Thing ft Safi (NONEWYORK Dirty Remix)

Give NONEWYORK some myspace love over here.

Big Black Cox.

I still feel kind of dumb as a result of last night's epic Carl Cox show so I'll keep this post necessarily brief.

Carl Cox is the man.



Carl Cox - WMC 08

Mescal Kid - Magic

New CouchMix!


Hello kiddies, today CouchFire! is going to teach all-a-y'all how to dance. I do declare that giving man-birth to the Velociraptor of mixtapes has left me rather sore. But the end result is hot-nasty, much like a Scarlett Johansson Sextape.

CouchFire! - Scarlett Johannson Sextape (ysi)
CouchFire! - Scarlett Johannson Sextape (zsh)

I Love Techno.


I know I've been going Boys Noize crazy lately, but I just can't help it. After witnessing first hand "The Attack of the Unibros" last week I did some major googling and got my "internet hands" on this motha about a week ago. Now, its not due to be released until the 13th so fucken shhhhhh!!!

Miles asked for a dope mix so this one goes out to Vietnamizzle.

I Love Techno Mixed by Boys Noize (rpdsh)

Cross the Universe.

Well Soulwax and Justice have had the same right idea. Capture all of your antics on video and get SoMe to edit that shit. Charge 40 bucks for it and include a recording of your dopest live show, mayyyybbbbee throw in a few remixes. I have been seriously dying to see Soulwax's Part of The Weekend Never Dies, and now Justice are about to release Across the Universe. Here are their respective teasers.

Soulwax



Justice

Uff!


I really think Uffie expresses herself way better through modeling than singing. She's super hot and I really can't get enough of her bullshit vocals even though she lacks any kind of musical talent.

Uffie - Ready To Uff (zsh)

As per his request this ones goes out to Dan.

Le Castle Vania!


Le Castle Vania has been at the top of my usual rotation since.... forever? Anyway, much to blogodome's delight, Dylan finally released Zero Machine. Kids definitely go ape-shit after the break in this dance-floor monster.

Le Castle Vania - Zero Machine (right click to save)

I think this will be on the next CouchMix.

Fuckin Finally!


Well the Proxy much hyped Raven EP by Ruski madman Proxy finally dropped yesterday, it took bloggers the better part of 24 hours to finally share this bad mofo. Here in its 320 kbps original mix. I will be smiling all week.

Proxy - Raven (Original Mix) (ysi)
Proxy - Raven (Original Mix) (zsh)

Everybody start holding your breath for the remixes. I checked out the Polymorphic joint on the Turbo Rec. myspace shitter and it sounds like it could kill girls in clubs.

Also click on that picture and read the boob ogling article.

Raven!


So tomorrow marks the long awaited arrival of the Proxy's Raven EP on Tiga's Turbo label. The vinyl release will include remixes from Russian power-house producers Polymorphic and Marseille, Les Petits Pilous will be digital only remix. I am super excited about the release since it will most certainly be blogged-outrage. In anticipation for the release I will share with you lovely people a special 20 min mix by the Proxy done for Kissy Sellout's In New DJs We Trust. It gives me a godlike boner.

The Proxy - In New DJ's We Trust

Wu-Tang Disco?


I was very excited to see the that Disco Villains remixed Wu-Tang Clan.

Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit (Disco Villains Remix)

The Unibros Take Over!


A-Trak and Boys Noize skull-fucked New York last night. My mind is so totally pwned I can't even blog straight.

A-Trak - Say Woah (Boys Noize Remix)

Funkasaurus


Today marks a very especial occasion for the CouchBlog. Today will feature an exclusive un-hypemachinable track. Thats right! In hopes attracting more readers (fat chance) I am going to post an unhyped track in all its 320kbps mp3ness glory. That rhymes with penis glory....?

Funkasaurus & Jay Stewart - Rhodes Rage

the PROXY!


I'm starting to think Russia is the new France/Belgium/Australia of dance music. Anyway, I really dig noise and Proxy are holding it down outrage with this epically nasty bomb.

Proxy - 40 Seconds

Things have been kind of slow around here last month. I aim to make up for that in October.