Uff!

I really think Uffie expresses herself way better through modeling than singing. She's super hot and I really can't get enough of her bullshit vocals even though she lacks any kind of musical talent.

Uffie - Ready To Uff (zsh)

As per his request this ones goes out to Dan.

Le Castle Vania!

Le Castle Vania has been at the top of my usual rotation since.... forever? Anyway, much to blogodome's delight, Dylan finally released Zero Machine. Kids definitely go ape-shit after the break in this dance-floor monster.

Le Castle Vania - Zero Machine (right click to save)

I think this will be on the next CouchMix.

Fuckin Finally!

Well the Proxy much hyped Raven EP by Ruski madman Proxy finally dropped yesterday, it took bloggers the better part of 24 hours to finally share this bad mofo. Here in its 320 kbps original mix. I will be smiling all week.

Proxy - Raven (Original Mix) (ysi)
Proxy - Raven (Original Mix) (zsh)

Everybody start holding your breath for the remixes. I checked out the Polymorphic joint on the Turbo Rec. myspace shitter and it sounds like it could kill girls in clubs.

Also click on that picture and read the boob ogling article.

Raven!

So tomorrow marks the long awaited arrival of the Proxy's Raven EP on Tiga's Turbo label. The vinyl release will include remixes from Russian power-house producers Polymorphic and Marseille, Les Petits Pilous will be digital only remix. I am super excited about the release since it will most certainly be blogged-outrage. In anticipation for the release I will share with you lovely people a special 20 min mix by the Proxy done for Kissy Sellout's In New DJs We Trust. It gives me a godlike boner.

The Proxy - In New DJ's We Trust

Wu-Tang Disco?

I was very excited to see the that Disco Villains remixed Wu-Tang Clan.

Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit (Disco Villains Remix)

The Unibros Take Over!

A-Trak and Boys Noize skull-fucked New York last night. My mind is so totally pwned I can't even blog straight.

A-Trak - Say Woah (Boys Noize Remix)

Funkasaurus

Today marks a very especial occasion for the CouchBlog. Today will feature an exclusive un-hypemachinable track. Thats right! In hopes attracting more readers (fat chance) I am going to post an unhyped track in all its 320kbps mp3ness glory. That rhymes with penis glory....?

Funkasaurus & Jay Stewart - Rhodes Rage

the PROXY!

I'm starting to think Russia is the new France/Belgium/Australia of dance music. Anyway, I really dig noise and Proxy are holding it down outrage with this epically nasty bomb.

Proxy - 40 Seconds

Things have been kind of slow around here last month. I aim to make up for that in October.

Baltimore of Nazareth

Here's a nice B-more style remix of Justice's epic Waters of Nazareth. I kind of like, I kind of like to original better, but wtf do I know. This real hipster shit.

Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Hump Day Project Remix)

Danger!

I came across this live set from my very favorite masked frog (yes Danger is now cooler than Daft Punk). Anyway this live set is from some dope party down-unda. This set is extremely powerful and fantastic. It wisks you away on a heroic journey into a mysterious jungle in search of treasure and dance. Its like your dancing through a choose your own adventure tale, while on LSD, with heady synths.

Danger Live @ Trashbag Kids Australia