Yes I'm Still Alive...

I noticed a few posts back, where I encouraged everyone to send Mr. Oizo a belated happy birthday on twitter, a KANYE WEST IMPERSONATOR!!!!1 wrote me off as dead. Many thanks to everybody whose been emailing me, no I did not contract the Swine Flu.

Anyway, I have some very exciting CouchNews in the coming days, including updates on a CouchGig, a brand new CouchMix, and a new CouchRemix! No fucking shit... Be on the look out from now on because I've received some very generous promotional material from a few very prominent record labels that I may need to share with all my loyal readers.

In the meantime here are some re-upload requests...

Etienne De Crecy - Fuck

Mr. Oizo - Nazis (Justice Remix)

and a classic (hint hint)

Larry Tee feat Princess Superstar - Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix)

Happy Oizo

I heard yesterday was your birthday Mr. Oizo. Happy Birthday!

Mr. Oizo - Nazis (Original Mix)

Mr. Oizo - Nazis (Justice Remix)

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NT89

Last week, when I was blogging about Gaspard's USB dick, I posted a NT89 remix of One Minute to Midnight.
Well that YSI file flew off the shelves and expired in less than 24 hrs. Back my popular demand, here it is again!

Justice - One Minute to Midnight (NT89 Massive Drums Re-Edit)

The Mustache Responds!

Hey! Remember that time I posted that thing about Justice's Gaspard Auge being useless?
Well Gaspard responded in a quick little dittie on beatportal.com.

“I couldn’t remember the city but I think it was in Manchester,” he said. “I didn’t notice at first, because as you can see I was looking at the computer to launch the next vocal hook and right after I realized that the blue screen went black, so there was no way possible it could work. So I plugged it back in, big deal! And the next thing you know is this picture.”

There are some priceless musings in the comments section also.

"I really have no issues with this as long as they add more lights and explosions to their live show."
-DMnookin

"I thought maybe the guy was practicing his fader and slider movements, before he went to do the real do… Kind of like a baseball player takes swings at nothing in the “on deck circle” before an at bat…"
-sparko8

Personally I don't really give a deuce if the USB dick came prematurely, was never inserted, or is magic. I would be way too smashed to care what was going on stage, just as long as Phantom Pt II is loud enough rattle my ribcage. But as long as we're on the subject, I'm gonna quash all this bullshit surrounding the whole WTF does Gaspard do when Justice DJ's thing...? I'll tell you what he does, and its exponentially more important than anything that can be done with Ableton and/or a MIDI controller. He's stepping up the Ed Banger Mustache Game.

Justice - One Minute to Midnight (NT89 Massive Drums Re-Edit)

Cross The Universe

Remember when we all got our hands on that Daft Punk @ Coachella Bootleg. You can get that beast here at 320kbps. Some of us were like this is the best shit ever." And some of them were like "this doesn't sound that different." Then when you first heard when Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger blow up into Around The World and the Coachella audience goes ape-shit-nanners, the haters all kept quiet. This is more or less how I feel about these mothers from Justice's forthcoming live CD/DVD shitter.

Justice - Tthhee Ppaarrttyy (live)
Justice - Phantom 1.5 (live)